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wind-up doll

A kid who has to constantly 'perform' in school, extra-curricular activities, etc., just to keep their parents off their backs. These same kids are also expected to just take it (it being everything they go through), instead of venting their frustration or weariness aloud and be seen as a whiner or emotional lazy brat. A wind-up doll's parents often claim to push their kids into activities to help their grades/improve chances of getting into a good college, but are reluctant to let the poor tyke relax before he/she snaps a la Mariah Carey. Wind-up dolls either run away, go insane and take out a few people with them, or just ice themselves. (Anything to escape having to be Mommy's or Daddy's little circus clown, huh?)
Most soccer moms' children are, in fact wind-up dolls.
by Shawn B. June 21, 2003
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rolling up the windows

when a snowboarder goes over a jump off balance and has to swing both arms around in a circular motion (similar to rolling up the windows in car) to avoid a yard sale.
dude - oh man i almost lost it on that last kicker.

dude2 - ya you were rolling up the windows hardcore!
by xskwizmx March 18, 2010
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black widow

A woman who wraps her legs around the midsection and squeezes the shit out of her mate so that his attempt to pull out before orgasm fails and the man blows it inside the woman's vagina.

Often a black widow executes this movement during ovulation to hook her mate with a pregnancy bit. When this is the case, generally the black widow evolves into a baby momma
Dude 1: so, did you spiderman her or jeff or what?
dude 2: no bro, that bitch is a black widow. I hope she doesn't come up plump in a month and turn momma on me.
by Tranzilla August 31, 2006
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Windows

Windows x64, (n): 64 bit rewrite of a 32 bit extension and graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprossessor, written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
People say that if you play Microsoft's CDs backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.
by Derek B July 25, 2008
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Windows Vista

The lastest security breach from Microshaft. Windows Vista features a whole heap of junk you didn't want, hidden so well that you can't find it to get rid of it. Also has more holes than a piece of swiss cheese, and possibly the worst GUI in history.

If found on your computer, you should immediately download Linux and install that instead, since it will be infinitely more secure than leaving your computer open to anyone who wants to walk right in and use it :)
Windows Vista: Sucks, blows and chokes itself at the same time.
by Charles E. Faulkner January 24, 2009
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Winda

Glass insert placed into building wall penetrations.
Ya dun dropped da pistol when ya dun busted da winda
by The Poontangler January 30, 2004
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