Wet Willy

The act of putting your finger in your mouth and then inserting the finger into someones rectum when they do not expect it and screaming, "WET WILLY!"

Bill was sleeping so Jim gave him a wet willy, he then recieved a swift kick in the ass

by ThomasGotHigh January 13, 2011

Willy Wonka, the

When your 69ing and you both take a piss all over each other.

That nasty Umpa-lumpa tried to talk me into a Willy Wonka, said her pee tasted like candy!

by Hrny Devil July 16, 2003

willy wet

Its when you stick your finger in your ear, and then putting the same finger in another person's mouth.

The opposite of wet willy.

You think a wet willy is bad? You're about to experience a willy wet.

by Evytyn again October 27, 2008

chilly willy

either dipping your penis in a cold glass of water or putting it in a snow bank, then sticking it in someone's ear

"My roomate wouldn't stop snoring, so i gave him a chilly willy"

by Travis Gerving April 3, 2008

Willy's Anus

Jim Thorpe was the forst man to plot out a map of Willy's Anus but Poo Poo Jimica was the first man the venture into the unknown region. This massive canyon was created by the Mississippi River. After it was mapped out the Knomes moved in by the thousands and then the millions. They now live scattered across the countryside.

"Hey Honey look what a great deal I found on Expieda. It is a 2 star hotel in Willy's Anus."

by Willy McPhilly May 17, 2006

willy wonka

while having an intercourse there is a shortage of condoms,you use a choclate bar wrapper for protection of the penis and the the victim (slut,girl friend,nurse,mum,friends mum etc) having a baby.

" bob did it willy wonka styles last night."

by homestar November 17, 2004