Willy Wanker

A small guy with pubes longer than his dick

Guy1: My friends call me a willy wanker
Guy 2: How come?
Guy 1: Since my pubes are so long, every time I beat my meat I just pull on my pubes...
Guy 2: HA....Willy Wanker...

by bigShmoke February 19, 2017

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Willy Wonka

After giving anal, you make the reciever suck the shit off your penis.

OR

After giving anal, you pecker slap dat hoe.

Nigga that hoe love when I give her the ol' Willy Wonka.

by Steele Bro's February 7, 2008

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The management practices of certain individuals who have only come to that position of leadership because no one else could possibly deal with their sorry ass. In addition, because of their slack ass, "willy nilly" style of management, the company is going straight down the tubes!

My boss was so willy nilly, he totally phucked up the project and everyone suffered.

by Bill July 27, 2004

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Wiggly WoWo

To be distraught at thine toadstall for its incompetent behaviour

"I am distraught at this toadstalls incompetant behaviour"

by Johnny B. Good November 27, 2003

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willy whacka

old english word for enormous dingy!!

That willy wacka is the size of me flippin arm mate!!!

by The Dingy Hunter July 5, 2005

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Willy Barring

The act of willy barring is an unknown insult to bar staff. It is a throw-outable offence, even if the offense commitors dont know what they have done.

"Right come on lads, no willy barring in here"

by Eddie Hefford November 13, 2007

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