Water Heffer

A water heffer is a person that is like a very fat cow. People dont really have a reason for the water part, but it sounds better that way. It’s like saying “look at that fat cow in the water!”

“Damnnnn…that bitch is a water heffer frfr!”

by you’re so hot December 26, 2022

Coffee and water

Basically a euphemism for sex. Originated in Britain, where they’d order coffee and water at pubs in the morning after sex.

Hot damn! We had some coffee and water last night if you know what I mean.

by Drpepper446 November 25, 2021

bbq water

Dr. Pepper

“I need a drink to go with these bbq ribs”
“Why not just get bbq water?”
*grabs Dr. Pepper*

by Imajwalker72 July 7, 2022

Water Chicken

Ducks that are not ducks, yet they are part of the chicken family. They saved the world from crashing down and gave everyone a blessing. They reside on the water which makes them water-chickens they have both water and chickens on their side. They are the superior supreme water chickens

Oh my days, have you seen the water chickens at the park today? They were absolutely splendid.

by Riley Cult Leader May 17, 2022

texas water

Alternate name for the drink “Dr. Pepper”

“Go get me a nice cold glass of texas water!”

by spain-w/o-the-s December 25, 2021

Cat water

An expression in claiming that someone is too dog for dog water, so that places them into the next worst catagory of cat water.

Yo broski you are so dog that you’re cat water.

by PrizzyMatic April 12, 2022

Charlie Water

Tears of children

Our Charlie water reservoir is filling up as we collect the tears of children

by OooFancy April 13, 2022