skull wash

the act of oral sex being performed on a male

I was jus chillin gettin a skull wash from this hoe shelly-anne.

by Rosy August 27, 2003

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white wash

when you take a bunch of snow in your hands, sneek up behind your friend and rub it all in his face while screaming "WHITE WASH!" over and over again.

i white washed matt yesterday while it was snowing out.

by oioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioi!!!! June 2, 2005

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Head Wash

A quick blow job that salivates and refreshes the head of the penis.

"She gave me a head wash in the Carl's Jr. drive thru lane."

by DayVee April 11, 2003

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The girl must be wearing glasses. Poop is first thrown on the ladies face to act as mud. The male then ejaculates on her on her glasses, simulating soapy bubbles. He must dangle and swab his hairy scrotum across the glasses to scrub. Next he proceeds to urinate on her face to rinse off the mud and soap. And immediately turns around and blows a fart in her face to hot dry.

Man I ran her through the car wash last night, she was not happy.

by Dudley Goodlove March 30, 2009

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Bog Wash

Said for something that someone says. Like when someone talks just to say something even though they're totally clueless about the subject, they really really, really, want to contribute, and so, just come up with arbitrary stuff to feel smart and/or included. Typically the contribution is a borderline delusional thought.

hey did you hear about the mars rover successfully finding clues on past water activity?

yeah man, some interesting findings 4 sure.

hey yeah dudes! they found water out there, heard they'll have the rover dig wells in preparation for human exploration, they're going to cover up the wells with tarp while they work out what to do about a biosphere.

What!?! bog wash dude! you OK?

by man.in.greek May 17, 2017

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