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Vaginacore

Refers to emo, mainstream music that is killing rock
I hate vaginacore all the kids who are vaginacore should jump off a bridge
by forgotten December 2, 2004
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grow a vagina

A great alternative to "grow a pair" or "grow some balls". A phrase largely attributed to Betty White.
Why would anybody want to grow such sensitive organs when babies pass through the vagina nine months after penetration by a penis?
"Why do people say, 'Grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really want to get tough, grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding!" -Betty White.

If someone bitchslaps a man in the balls, he cries and collapses in a heap; if someone bitchslaps a woman in the vulva, it pisses her off royally. It's men who need to woman up and grow a vagina!
by Lorelili November 26, 2011
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vagina infinita

The motif recurring in folklore (legends, jokes) of an overly large (even grotesquely vast) vagina--in which objects become lost, into which entire persons tumble, etc. Clearly a projection of masculine fears of sexual inadequacy, the image epitomizes the concept of the voracious and insatiable sexual appetite attributed to some (or all) women. The term was coined (in English, at least) by the folklorist Elissa R. Henken; see Henken and Mariamne Whatley, Did You Hear about the Girl Who--?: Contemporary Legends, Folklore, and Human Sexuality (NY: New York UP, 2000) 121.
Joke (based on the motif of the vagina infinita): A woman is being degitally pleasured. "Oh, your ring hurt me!" "That's not my ring, it's my watch." Legend/rumor (exemplifying the motif of the vagina infinita): A woman loses a tampon (or a hotdog) inside herself.
by CCDGa December 2, 2009
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vagina rodeo

Tim is always down for an 'ol fashioned vagina rodeo.
by woebot May 16, 2010
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Vagina thighs

Legs so fat that you can lube them up and use them instead of a vagina.
"Chrissy, did you have sex last night.". "no, I let him have my vagina thighs instead. He couldn't tell the difference"
by JAW1995 April 18, 2012
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Vagina wafer

When you take a wafer(cookie) and stick it in your wet pussy this makes a vaginal wafer
Omg my girls vagina wafers are so good
by Pimpdad July 18, 2018
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