ur mom a hoe

ur mom a hoe - a good comeback

person1: "and what are you going to do?"
person2: "nothing, but ur mom a hoe"

by your_localbisexual January 15, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is you mother, its used when a bad joke was made by either friends or a bully. its not even funny, like its so 2018-

Jason: " you what the ugliest is? "
Toby: " YOuR Mom?! HAhaHAAhahHahHahHAa"

by Ari039 November 17, 2022

ur mom

penis

joe: hey dude
Joe: you have a huge ur mom

by u whore February 6, 2022

ur mom

A very funny and shit way of responding to your idiotic friends

Person 1: guess what I did last night?
Person 2: IDK
Person 1: I Went To The Pub
Person 2: And I Went To Ur Mom

by YourmomXDLikes you February 15, 2022

Ur mom is green

An insult I cannot explain. I learned it and still don't get it.

Green is not a bad colour.

Search it up on google.

Cot: "Ur mom is green and she hates you."
Kith: *Kicks Cot*

by RamieTheDuck April 5, 2022

ur mom

a maternal insult that use used daily by everybody you know

ur mom is gay

by idk what to put here tbh November 13, 2022

ur mom

(yur-maum)
ur mom
A phrase used by many 12 year olds on the internet, trying to think of an insult. but they cant, so this is what they say.

Jason : *kills in video game*
timmy : ur mom

by StickyCheeseSandwich February 28, 2023