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by ronaldoisbest January 1, 2022

unit

a very large animal, person or object.

johns new cat is an absolute fucking unit.

by braednumber-0176-9t4132 April 19, 2023

United Australia Party

A so-called "freedom party" run by Queensland billionaire and fat fuck Clive Palmer and his mate Craig Kelly (who was sacked from the Liberals for being a wanker). A right-wing party similar to Pauline Hanson's One Nation except not run by a ranga. Formerly called the Palmer United Party and not to be confused with the original and unrelated United Australia Party that became the Liberal Party in the 1940s thanks to a great Australian Prime Minister called Sir Robert Menzies, who was in power for 18 non consecutive years. Clive claims that his party is the "true successor" to the original UAP and is the biggest political party in Australia, which is bullshit because him and Craig just spam us with text messages saying "Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!" and most of their members are fake (in that they got emails that said they joined when really they didn't).

The United Australia Party spent $100 million on ads on YouTube and on TV and billboards on the highway every fucking 20km and said that Craig Kelly would become PM yet he won just one seat in the Senate (Ralph Babet, representing Victoria) and no seats in the House of Representatives after Craig Kelly lost his own seat of Hughes in Sydney to the Liberals. Then he said the elections were rigged. Then Ralph Babet temporarily deregistered the party federally (but not in Victoria). How the fuck is he not broke by now? What a cunt.

by MinecraftBloke123 May 14, 2023

United States of Valeria Day

United States of Valeria Day falls on September 7th every year. On United States of Valeria, we celebrate Valeria Ceja for lasering in off a section of Mexica and creating her own country, the United States of Valeria. We honor her bravery and leadership. Without Valeria Ceja, we wouldn’t have iphones and dinosaurs and for that we praise her every 7th of September.

“Do you know what day it is?”
“It’s national United States of Valeria Day!”

by Valeria Ceja Biggest Fan September 7, 2023

Sturdy Unit

If a girl is classed as a "Sturdy Unit", it means she is a bit on the large side.

"Dave mate, have you seen matt's new bird, she's a bit of a Sturdy Unit!"

by Lukey Boy July 20, 2008

Brothers United

A pair or threesome of brothers who have a fairly bogan secret handshake. All brothers share an equal desire of smokes, girls & raving.

Handshake like so:
"Scarn on brah?"
*walk towards eachother*
*catch hands*
*slide*
*punch*
*punch*
"SCARN."

"Hey mate, you coming to the game today?"
"Yeah, let me check with the brothers united."

"Hey Aden, Mum wants you home 'round one."
"Yeah alright. Tell her I'll call her 'round eleven, alright mate?"
"Yeah, alright. Brothers united mate."
"Yeah."

by L ! October 12, 2008