West Virginia University

Called WVU for short, it's the biggest party school in the country. Half the people there are total rednecks, and ALL the people there are raging alcoholics. A good place to go if you want the full-out college experience without silly distractions like classes getting in the way.

Boss: "Now it says here on your resume that you attended West Virginia University for four years. How was that?"
You: "I don't remember."

by Nick D August 9, 2004

University of South Florida

The University of South Florida (USF) is a public university located in Tampa, Florida. USF's mascot is the Bull, and its colors are green and gold. USF is the third largest university in the state of Florida, behind the University of Florida and Florida State University. USF boasts highly acclaimed engineering and medical programs, and is a first-tier research university.

The University of South Florida is a very well-rounded university that doesn't get enough credit because of other state universities such as the University of Florida and Florida State University getting all the attention.

by Ryan Cartwright November 26, 2005

University of Hawaii Hilo

The only University school on the island of Big Island. Located in Hilo, hence the name. It is shared with Hawaii Community College. There's absolutely nothing to do, which causes majority of the students to become major pot heads.

90% of University of Hawaii Hilo's students are composed of stoners

by cheech & chong 45 April 4, 2011

Marquette University Tour Guides

An elite group on campus dedicated to showing off the number one Catholic party school in the nation. They specialize in one night of drinking mayhem, persuading parents to send their little ones here, and otherwise enjoying each others' company. This group is also on the list of Top 5 campus jobs.

Perspective student: "Hey, Mom! I wonder what Marquette looks like?"
Mom: "Word on the street is that there's some Marquette University Tour Guides there that can tell us about it!"

by tourguide May 23, 2011

Louisiana Tech University

Louisiana Tech is a Tier 1 national university - the only Tier 1 national university in the nine-member University of Louisiana System. Louisiana Tech conducts research with ongoing projects funded by agencies such as NASA, the National Institutes of Health, the National Science Foundation, and the Department of Defense. Louisiana Tech was ranked 13th nationally in affordability for in-state students and 25th nationally for out-of-state students.

Louisiana Tech is sadly not as well known nor as big as LSU, but that's no reason to count us out. We have an exemplary engineering and science program. Additionally, we are currently (as of Feb 2013) the only university to offer a degree in Cyber Engineering.

Let's be honest. We're waaaaay better than ULM.

Person 1: LaTech is a bunch-a redneck hipsters!
Person 2: I'm sorry, good sir? Are you from ULM?
Person 1: Yeah, so?
Person 2: You poor, poor soul. I understand you wish you were as cool as us who attend the humble Louisiana Tech University. May you study in peace.

by MissTheAsp February 24, 2013

full ride to brown university

A euphemism for anal sex

Bob: I gave that chick a full ride to Brown University if you know what I'm sayin'

by asspillow October 8, 2013