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Twisted Heart

An occurence most commonly experienced by the feeling of unrequited love, with the exception of it not being returned.

Generally speaking, it is a situation involving two friends, who spend an inexorbitant amount of time with each other, and over the years, one grows to love the other, while the opposites feeling stay plutonic. No pain compares, physical nor mental.

A relationship easily broken off is not truly that of a twisted heart. Twisted heart involves never being able to make a clean cut, whether that might involve the other person feeling just as strongly as you but without the same passion. Refer to just a friend
A loved B with all his heart, yet B could never truly return A's feelings. A can't cope with losing B, and thus stays in an inevitably horrifyingly painful situation.
by Chris August 7, 2004
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Twatter

One who uses hate words to attack others on Twitter.
Sound's like Twa - waiter.
That person is the biggest twatter. They never post anything that is positive or rationale just hate.
by jamfetto March 19, 2010
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sick twisted disturbed psychotic fuck

Worse than a sick twisted fuck. Worse than a sick twisted disturbed fuck. A sick twisted disturbed *psychotic* fuck is so vile, so putrid, so *unbearable* that no punishment in hell is sufficient to destroy him. Cheap. Crazy. Chases everybody around with inscrutable, mind-numbing questions. Mumbles when he talks and has so little love for his own family he'll ruin everyone else's lives in retaliation. The kind of deranged freak you want to crucify in an empty swimming pool and set on fire. You want to sit his kids on his chest, then pull his scrotum up over his head, forcing his kids to gnaw their way free.
STDPF: Hi, I was in on Sunday & I found these boxes of old envelopes. I know they have our old, old address on them but I figure you can just scratch that out with a pencil and use them, what does it matter, who opens them anyway, just a fucking secretary? If you could do that to every envelope, I think there's 1500 of them, get that done by lunchtime, that'll be great.

(slurps coffee)

STDPF: Now, I found these three boxes of pencils, so if you want to sharpen them all, I know they're kinda old and don't have erasers but I think people might want to use them, they write really well and maybe you can even use them to scratch out our old addresses! Now here...here are 8 boxes of letterhead with my name on each sheet, if you could just cross my name off of them we can use them for official correspondence and that way we can save a few bucks and maybe get you some part-time help a few months from now maybe a high school kid in the afternoon after school but you're doing a great job as it is-----

Clyde: Would you shut *up*, you sick twisted disturbed psychotic FUCK?
by Krakky McKraken June 26, 2008
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twitter thread

A thread of a story on twitter or multiple messages about a topic
“ here’s a twitter thread about how to get clearskin”

twitter thread: conspiracy theory about ...”
by kxilyynn September 24, 2017
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FT Twitter

Part of twitter. Unlike KPop Twitter people here aren't 54 year olds jerking off to 13 year old Asian girls.
- I just found the best thing itw.
- Really? What is it?
- FT Twitter
by SalahSala January 2, 2020
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Extreme [twister]

Extreme twister is a sport created in England where as many people as possible play twister in extreme places.
I.e in a supermarket, lifts in malls, on collapsing sand dunes, in cars (moving- better when the driver plays too!) e.t.c
T:"Extreme twister! Now!"
K:"Where?"
D:"Hesh wants sex"
N:"Bad Hesh!"
T:"Anywhere baby...it's all cool..."
K:"ok. . . (insert silence here)"
by Tom "Twisterman" Clements September 28, 2005
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