The Toilet Paper Bitch

This is when someone is out of toilet paper and they are sitting on the toilet yelling for you to bring them some.

Guy 1: hey why didnt you bring me some toilet paper i was out.
Guy 2: I am not The toilet paper bitch! get it yourself

by Dakknessssss May 8, 2010

Trailer Park

The tight-knit group of white people that enjoy their home and car to be one. These are a rare breed in the American Society today. Most commonly known as the breeding ground for incest and alcohol addictions has. now been known to be home to the abundance of strippers and crack-heads of the rural scene. The people that live in Trailer Parks are wild people with enough problems and mysteries that you could write a book on them. The Trailer Park is a dying American tradition.

That Trailer Park was so cool that we should visit again some time.

by Real4lyfe21221 December 16, 2010

toilet stomp

Forcing the mouth of an oppressed individual onto the ceramic edge of a toilet and stomping directly onto the back of their head. This often breaks the victim's jaw and pushes their teeth into their skull. This is extremely painful and entails a long recovery. The lack of sanitary conditions can lead to immense infections that can last years. This is equivalent to a curb stomp except instead of on a curb, the event is taken place on a toilet. Once a man toilet stomps someone, he may need to flush repeatedly to hide the moans of the victim. That, or he can toilet stomp the victim into unconsciousness.

That fruit tard was dancin' with my mom, so I broke him with a toilet stomp, son!

by K NUTSACK January 21, 2010

ghetto trail mix

any combination of at least three ingredients that can be found in a vending machine, usually containing at least one spicy item.

Jak: What you eatin' there, Epp?
Epp: Ghetto trail mix, dude: pork rinds, oreos, and flamin' hot cheetos.

by Mr. Attack August 11, 2006

breaking trail

In back country skiing circles, it is often defined as the act of venturing into untouched or “virgin” snow. In matters of the flesh, breaking trail is defined as the act of venturing into new sexual acts or unexplored areas with a partner.

Kev, what happened with that chick last night at après ski?

Dude, we went back to my place and she told me was a virgin, and I told her, “not for long.” Then I spent the whole night breaking trail in front of the rumford fireplace.

by UrbanDick802 January 21, 2013

gay man's toilet

When the long, hard, wooden handled toilet plunger is put into the toilet bowl, and left to stick straight up into the air.

As Billy the blind kid wandered in to the restroom at pizza hut, he sat down to find quite a surprise. He had just discovered the gay man's toilet.

by cuntpunter69 September 29, 2009