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two-total

Describes someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
'Fancy another bro?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Def gonna roll two-total this weekend.'
by Clapo86 February 25, 2012
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fps totem

The art of standing on top of a team mate, in a first person shooter style game, in a corner of the map.
How to FPS Totem:
Remaining in the crouched position for other team mates to take advantage of the same blind spot, by crouch-jumping onto your head in Counter Strike.
by lazyfrog February 24, 2013
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Distance Totty

A member of the opposite gender to the observer who is somewhat less attractive the closer the observation
Alec, check out that chick, she's raw sex

Look closer Ralph, from three feet away she looks well dodgy - she's just distance totty
by Johnnyboy1961 November 30, 2013
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Toeter tots

Toes that look like Tator tots
Maria-girl what's wrong with you toes
You- what about em
M-they look like tator tots
Y-...
M-OMFG they look like toeter tots!!!
by •ThatOneQuiteChick• July 11, 2017
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Twat Tots

Anna and Heather are both being catty bitches.
"Would you two knock it the hell off? You're both being major Twat Tots right now." Melanie scolded.
by vulgarqt December 9, 2017
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Thot Tots

Big Jugs on a fat guy that is a thot.
Bruh that guy has Thot Tots.
by Guy with Thot Tots January 24, 2019
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Full tottle

He just went full tottle in his pants
by Snoz1988 October 7, 2019
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