Describes someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.
This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
'Fancy another bro?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Def gonna roll two-total this weekend.'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Def gonna roll two-total this weekend.'
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Remaining in the crouched position for other team mates to take advantage of the same blind spot, by crouch-jumping onto your head in Counter Strike.
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A member of the opposite gender to the observer who is somewhat less attractive the closer the observation
Alec, check out that chick, she's raw sex
Look closer Ralph, from three feet away she looks well dodgy - she's just distance totty
Look closer Ralph, from three feet away she looks well dodgy - she's just distance totty
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M-they look like tator tots
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M-OMFG they look like toeter tots!!!
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M-they look like tator tots
Y-...
M-OMFG they look like toeter tots!!!
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"Would you two knock it the hell off? You're both being major Twat Tots right now." Melanie scolded.
"Would you two knock it the hell off? You're both being major Twat Tots right now." Melanie scolded.
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