French Toasting

French Toasting: A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and proceeds to fill there anal cavity with a "french toast mixture" It is customary to chug the mixture resembling the last piece of bread soaking up in the bowl

Last night the wife and I were able to try out French Toasting.

by TreeCop March 28, 2024

Irish Toast

The substitution of Irish Cream for milk in a French Toast recipe.

The breakfast of the aristocracy.

Aristocrat 1: The amount of times I've started making french toast only to realize that I don't have any milk is honestly starting to become a problem.

Aristocrat 2: A fine Irish cream will make for a good substitute - Irish Toast.

by Promiscuous Monkey November 16, 2013

spreading pudding on toast

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that

The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched

by B.Conlon May 26, 2019

Toasted

Ape like person, everyone hates and leaves chat when toasted is in chat. Also speaks OAOAOAOAOAOAO langauge in vc.

Everything was so fun until toasted started speaking in chat.

by lityz December 28, 2021

none toast

When you make toast but eat it without anything on it.

"I'm back. Just made some none toast."

by skinnyalienboy February 1, 2020

refrigerated toast

A cold rough vagina

eg. mate it was like a piece of refrigerated toast

by hihelloheybye April 22, 2017

French Toast Lover

A very dumb person who likes toxic boring people.

person 1: "She just asked Lucas out!"

person 2: "what a French toast lover"

by Simp Train January 11, 2022