by Sir-Barks-A-Lot October 08, 2010
The drunk/clueless friend who always comes up and says/does something repulsive while you are trying to spit your game on a hottie, and therefore ruins the whole thing.
Man, I was totally vibing with this hot chick when Captain Salt Truck game ruiner salt drunk friend came up to me dunkenly and spilled his drink on her shoes. That was the end of that possibility.
by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009
*Walks into a bar and sits next to random woman*
Hey, Captain Jack Harkness
*Everybody in the bar has sex with him*
Hey, Captain Jack Harkness
*Everybody in the bar has sex with him*
by LiftedStarfish March 05, 2017
the most kickass band ever to form around ocala, florida. they play Technologimetalcore, and have the best live show i've ever seen.
by meltdownCAR5 January 31, 2009
A nerdy youtuber ready to play any game even if the people don’t like it but in any sense incredibly funny
Captain sauce? Do you mean captain sparkles
Me: no captain sauce the youtuber
A nerdy youtuber ready to play any game even if the people don’t like it but in any sense incredibly funny
Me: no captain sauce the youtuber
A nerdy youtuber ready to play any game even if the people don’t like it but in any sense incredibly funny
by Gay nerd of all cats August 18, 2019
by Agent Sparkles February 12, 2010
1. A female version of 'Captain Save A Hoe'. A female that financially rescues lazy, underprivileged, and/or unemployed men and gets nothing in return. 2. The arch nemesis of Captain Save A Hoe. Derived from the 1993 rap song by E-40. Captain save a hoe
by RelationshipGoals101 May 09, 2016