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Godly Egg

Godly Egg Best HR Ever in Archon, Various. Active and Skilled.
Who is Godly Egg? Godly Egg is a total cracked ape ngl
by Archon_GodlyEgg November 13, 2021
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Fish Eggs

1.) The smell a scrotum picks up after bouncing off a wet, unclean vagina or anus repeatedly during intercourse.

2.) The dry, hard, foul smelling crust that forms on a scrotum following vigorous sex with a dirty whore.
"Dude... you must have gotten lucky last night. I can smell your fish eggs from here!"

"Holy shit Karen, you gave me some wicked fish eggs! Why don't you try cleaning your ass better?"

"I knew Dave was cheating on me as soon as I caught wind of his fish eggs. I take better care of myself than that."

"Wow! Maximus hit that dude right in the shit stick! I bet he cracked his fish eggs."
by SERAPHIM June 17, 2018
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egg language

egg language is that language we all made as kids…

also known as bubble,Pigeon,backslang, G word and sometimes Gibberish we all made up this language so people can’t understand our conversations and keep it secret!

it was made by placing a sound in the end of every vowel in a word and usually took a bit of your childhood freedom to master, but it was all worth it in the end.
Them: Hey! madagy namy isag janag dogoe

You: Oh hey Jane! I speak Egg language too!

translation: my name is jane doe
by darlingsland May 15, 2022
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dead egg

A particularlt revolting smell expelled from your anus that has the aroma of a rotten, dying egg.
Oh my God, can you smell that? Some bastard has just dropped a dead egg!
by Nigel Fleming July 6, 2006
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Scrambled Eggs

When a female performs oral sex on a male and he ejaculates into her mouth and the ejaculate comes back out her nose.
by prevert April 11, 2009
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Eggs Benedict

A serving, or portion of eggs which the pope has allowed a priest to fornicate, or ejaculate onto.
Bill Donahue: Hey, uh.. your eminence, I can't handle the calls coming in any longer about the molestation accusations.

Pope (Former Hitler youth) Benedict XVI: It's alright, my son. I already came up with a solution. I have made a new decree to help alleviate the physical urges. Clergymen are now allowed to have sexual release, but only as long as it is done upon eggs, as God has meant them to be fertilized by the male seed.

Donahue: Brilliant! We can call them "Eggs Benedict" in your honour.
by The Technomancer April 3, 2010
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Creme Egg

A simultaneous ejaculation and fart. Accidental or intentional.
Sexy babe: Urgh, Dave! You've creme egged in my eye. I can't see or breath!
by Darv Shamber-Layne March 24, 2010
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