tits out

state of having one's breasts exposed
common usage with public flashing

Kathy got drunk and ended up tits out. She was flashing everybody that stopped to look.

by Cliff96 July 27, 2005

saggy tits

Usually said out of impulse, and unprovoked. The "tits" part is held on and exaggerated, and along with a gay voice it sounds very annoying. People usually say this when they are trying to make people like them.

Kid: Yeh, that tv program last night was great.
C.R(interupting): Yeh, SAGGY TIIIIIITS!!!! Ha hahahaha!

by Owen January 12, 2005

go tit

A common Freudian slip through the fingers during a chat session, usually made when one is thinking about sex.

Lucy: See you at 8.
Dave: You go tit.
Lucy: ...what?
Dave: Err, you goat tit.
Lucy: ...WHAT??
Dave: UHH, YOU GOT TITS. OH JESUS! WHY CAN'T I CONTROL MY FINGERS POOPERLY. OH GOD.

by Douglas Young January 9, 2008

pig tits

when a girl bends over with no shirt or bra on and her boobs become quite cone shaped

I hate having sex on all fours, it gives me total pig tits!

by j_liser February 19, 2008

Tits up

Expression to describe when a person or activity has run its course and met its end. Dead. Finished. Done. The expression is thought to have originated from military pilots when reporting from the air the visual status of other planes that had gone down and met their end, and in doing so on the way down or at their final resting place (or both), were often times "upside down" with their wheels pointing up rather than down as they operationally should have been. When seen from high above upside down with belly and wheels pointing up, they were described as they appeared....."tits up".

Hey...are the Cowboys going to the Superbowl or not?

What? No man....they lost last Sunday. It's over. They're tits up dude.

by DallasBB June 2, 2011

tit dirt

(n.) A mysterious form of dust that is attracted by sweat on a person with severe Tourette's Syndrome around the abdomen and chest regions of the body.

Son: Dad, is that a Mickey Mouse T-Shirt?
Dad: The fuck you talkin' about?
Son: (Pointing)There's his ears there, his ears, and there's his face!
Dad: That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just TIT DIRT!

by edw007 September 2, 2008

tit flick

A softcore porn flick. Term originally derived from the other slang "skin flick" which just means ANY porn flick.

1) No dicks in my porn please. And I hate dykes. Direct me to the tit flicks, please?

2) I'm not 21, but I am eighteen. I can legally purchase a tit flick but images of hot, raunchy S&M are not available to me legally.

by Peter Morrison July 5, 2007