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missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.
Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...
by muncherdave May 15, 2023
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taking a nap

tieneing sexo con lismar/liumar
im gonna taking a nap en tu mamas camas.
by Uranictie386109 April 6, 2023
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Crap Nap

The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.
Dude that poop took you a half hour

Yeah, I caught a crap nap
by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023
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raccoon nap

When, having gorged yourself on fatty junk food, you almost immediately fall asleep, still covered in crumbs or grease.

Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.
I ate a large DiBella's Sub for lunch then passed out in the booth for a little raccoon nap.
by Michael Rizzo June 20, 2017
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Grunt-nap

A nap taken with no normal comforts such as pillows or covers. Usually taken with little notice in a small window of time in an uncomfortable location such as a hanger floor or a foxhole
Did you get any sleep?”
“Yeah I got a grunt-nap while I was waiting for EOD to show up”
by the great whan July 27, 2018
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Nap

by Ashley16373 July 25, 2021
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Nap asl

Damn, that movie was nap asl.
by Applebottomjeans256 February 15, 2024
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