shart monster

chase

you look like a shart monster

by i a bom bum June 19, 2018

The yeet monster

He looks like a bad guy at first, but if you feed him at least 25 children a day, he will be your friend forever.

The yeet monster: RAAAAAARGH, oh you got me a child.... thank you!

by THE CHICKENMAN1182 December 10, 2019

tool monster

A person who is trying so hard to fit it, it gets to the point of Frankenstein proportions, and people are almost afraid of how out of control they are and how hard they are trying. They are so ridiculous its monstorous. Its beyond the regular tool, as it goes above and beyond the normal call. You almost feel sorry for them.

Jake needs to stop trying so hard. He doesnt even like Pabst. Hes going to become a tool monster at this rate.

by rising_son July 7, 2011

plop monster

When you are trying to take a dump and pushing forever and then you are finally rewarded with the release of a pack of poops, then you have released a plop
monster

Ewww gross... it sounds like Tommy just released a plop monster in there!

by Goat-a-roat April 25, 2021

Joshie Monster

Name of our Lord and saviour

THERES JOSHIE MONSTER Said Sam
LETS TALK ABOUT FORTNITE TO HIM Said James

by Swansey November 11, 2021

Tinki Monster

The Shaft, Main Vein, Cock without Balls, Dick, or More Commonly Known as Penis. Typically Used When Referring To Peeing, as The Word Tink Means To Pee... So Tinki Monster Is The Monster That Pees... A.K.A. Your Dick.

"Hey Dude, I Gotta Go Tink!" He Shouted, Drunk, With a Firm Grip on His Tinki Monster.

"I Shoved My Tinki Monster Right Inside Of Her!"

Dad Yells... "Quit Tuggin' On Yer Tinki Monster And Come To Dinner!"

by Habarakoo January 13, 2009

Monsters Inked

When a rather grizzly and sweaty gay man bursts through your closet door at night and ejaculates into your room, then disappearing back into the closet, never to be seen again.

I though it was a nightmare but in the morning I realized I was just monsters inked.

by Kennith of the long schlong November 16, 2017