Kevin Patterson

Kevin Patterson is a detective that works at Richard Hale School, who somehow waffles about your body language and tries to get you excluded because of the way you are standing. Once he got all scared because a Year 11 told him to F off and he ran to the headmaster’s office scared for his life.

Student 1: Is that Kevin Patterson?
James Beckwith: Oi Kevin f*** off
Student 1: Look at him run
James Beckwith: What a pussio

by Big Up RHS October 30, 2020

Kevin Pacetti

A Kevin Pacetti is what we call something that has had poop rubbed all over it and is dirty

Hey he rubbed poop all over him self. What a Kevin Pacetti!

by TL Ghostwell January 17, 2021

evil kevin

A second personality typically in people named Kevin who is too sexy for their own good.

Bro you better stop looking so sexy or I'm going to have to start calling you "evil kevin"

by Steve Immortal April 28, 2021

Kevin Moment

Kevin Moment is when someone goes afk, and then goes to do something else. Like for example: the person says that he is going to get a drink, but then he sends you a snap of him in the shower.

Person 1: where did he go, its been so long.

Person 2: yeah he send me a snap of him in the shower
Person 1: what a kevin moment

by SL bevlig March 27, 2022

kevin yeh

Kevin Yeh is not trustable. He is nosy and a creep.

Cheese doodles: Kevin Yeh is a creep and he is the definition of a creep

by BingChiling February 1, 2022

Kevin<3

Kevin is a handsome and cute boy that always cares for his sister and friends, he likes BMWs and tacos. He’s short but is secretly a softie inside:) his most well known quotes are “I’ll lick you“ and “Ima bite you“. He always knows how to make everyone happy even though he’s a HUGEEEE simp;). He’s currently taken by a tall person called Brooke/Ailey, believe it or not but Kevin’s name is on Mars :o everyone needs a Kevin in there life :)<3

Lexi: who’s that short person?
Brooke: oh that’s Kevin<3 don’t worry though! He is to short to bite you

by SomeoneYouKnow;) July 13, 2021

Kevin Jonas

Lead guitarist for the American band The Jonas Brothers .
Has an awesome Frodo-like hairstyle, a very contagious (and cute) laugh, plus a smile that will make you melt. Full name: Paul Kevin Jonas II.

Kevin Jonas is going to marry me one day in Figi.

by Brenda K. Pren February 25, 2008