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My Heart Is Cold

Hi - my name is Vlad
you might say that I am bad.
But really I’m quite nice

if you look into my eyes
Angry and calm
patient and eager
Maybe not an emperor but
a top notch leader
Just kidding - I’m the best.
I am the dj, I don’t dance
The beat is mine, the tune is mine.
I’m cool – I am ice
I roll the dice.

My heart is, COLD
my moves are, BOLD
never get, OLD

I save the – WORLD

Did you know? I save reporter from tiger attack
I drive Formula One car on the race track
I test long Bridge with truck, I fight jiu jitsu with one hand on my back.
I hit the puck, I make ice crack, I never pull back and never slack, I am cold like Jack

I love the Beatles, from london to ostankino tower
Strawberry fields, forever – forever in power
Ja Geroi,
If want this track live b**ch, I will play in Bol’shoi,

I love my haters, I keep them close when they strive,
From the bottom of my heart I wish they’re safe and alive.
Our plains are endless, our men are strong versuri.us
We have beautiful women and, i tell you, they’re never wrong

I… love my transformers(voice off LGBTQprst), they are very tender,
Putting their carrots in blenders,
inventing new genders.

My heart is COLD, my moves are BOLD
Never get OLD. I save the WORLD.
Person 1: Bad History: Putin
Person 2: My Heart Is Cold
Person 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 in a choir: BAAAAAALLLLLLLLLSSS
by Zingle Zimbabwean May 6, 2023
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Bless your heart

The southern way to say just about anything.

It can mean what an idiot, poor guy, awe that's so cute, etc.
Guy slips on banana peel

Old southern woman :Bless your heart.
by Lulu the dino nuggie February 15, 2022
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bless ur heart

A phrase used mostly on the south simply to politely inform someone of just how stupid they are.
You have no idea where you are right now and you need directions to the nearest Walmart... well, Bless ur heart. It's right across the street!
by Bro kinda job January 21, 2023
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My shitty heart

Can be used as an expression of admiration or affection, especially for animals.

Something being so cute that you emote pure joy. A modern variation of "my heart!"
That puppy is so cute!!! My heart!! My shitty fucking heart!

My friend showed me a picture of their cat and my shitty heart broke in two!
by Cuteaholic September 25, 2019
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my heart isn't in it

"My parents want me to be a lawyer, but my heart isn't in it so I will be a journalist."
by Nany165 June 7, 2017
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portuguese heart shot

Hunting term;

Where an animal is running away from you, and you can skillfully place a shot (with the appropriate caliber) dead center in the clacker without wasting meat on either side.

This differs from a “Texas Heart Shot” where the shot is due to a lack of accuracy.
The Camel 🐪 was running away as he nominatedPORTUGUESE HEART SHOT!!” right as he lead pilled it in the dohnut hole.
by EXP101 April 22, 2018
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double heart attack

When a person having a heart attack causes another person to have a heart attack.

Imagine an old couple living together. The woman starts having a heart attack. The husband, when he sees that she's having a heart attack, the shock gives him a heart attack!

a double heart atttack!
When Mrs. Susan collapsed during playtime at the nursery, a double heart attack ensued.
by Suburbankid21 March 13, 2016
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