D1 female fumbler

A stupid asshole who fucking CHEATS ON YOU WITH YOUR BESTFRIEND. AND AFTER APOLOGIZING HE GOES TO TEXT HER AGAIN 😂😂. And he posts on his story all abt how she isn’t the real one 🥺🥺

“Yo he is such a D1 female fumbler bro, she’s bad as hell.”

“Yeah.”

by Resplendence December 29, 2023

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female crash out

is when a female has just seen some absolute bs. and wants to either commit murder, even beat someone’s ass, or even crash out and through stuff. 🎀

“he’s not texting back but he’s active.
or even
“why does she think she better than me, who tf does she think she is?”
both results into a female crash out

by a girls girl. April 28, 2024

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Turning from sweet to back-stabbing in an instant, The female Gemini is an air sign playing the role of the sweet and sour within the zodiacs.

//Family Life//
Average Lovers: Leo
Average Siblings: Capricorn, Cancer
Average Enemies: Taurus

//Money Workings//
Being the blink-of-an-eye switchers, There isn't an actual average on how their money is spent. One second, they wanna spend every last penny, the next, they think the cheapest of things are too expensive to get. Sometimes you just don't know.

1: Hey look! Its a Female Gemini!
2: OH NO! thats my gf, and I spent ALL MY MONEY!
1: oh no...
Gf: Hey wanna go shoppi-
2:I SPENF IT ALL!!!!

Gf: uhhh... We were gonna go in the clearance....

by JustYourAverageArtist<3 July 27, 2021

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Female Lapper

Used as a verb, it is a highly erotic act of pleasure performed for a single male by two shorties frequenting an adult entertainment establishment. It involves a wilingness on the parts of all parties to enter a state of shangri-la while being serviced by the staff.

"Hey Laura and Kristin, lets go get us some pooty-tang and show Matt the real meaning of female lapper!

by LOVE2LAP February 18, 2005

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