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Meat Wheel

When you and two other friends, connect end to end to form a functional human suck wheel.
Commonly referred to as an extended "69".
"Hey, have you seen Jack, Steve and James?"
"Ah yeh, heard they were stuck in a meat wheel...better avoid them"
by fajonian March 11, 2022
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Wheels

Someone who is a harbringer of death, distruction, and chaos. Schizophrenic sociopath who believes that skinwalkers are real and that they are impersonating some of his closest friends. Called Wheels because they for whatever reason can't use their legs and need to use a wheelchair.
Friend: Oi Wheels want to go to Cap C's?

Person who is dictated a "Wheels": Your not real.
by RollinWheels November 29, 2021
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crocheted steering wheel cover

When your group comes up with the best unspeakable sex act if the week but it falls short when it is not defined by person the group relied upon. #nevergofulltim, #notmytim, #impeachtim,

The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.
Timmy's grandma gave me the ole crocheted steering wheel cover on the way over to the house.
by Jethro bo dean August 16, 2023
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party til the wheels fall off

When a Mexican in Pinal County, AZ, parties so hard that he gets in the car after being unsuccessful at trying to come up on a girl from work, almost gets in a fight, then leaves with his buddies, drunk as hell, ends of falling asleep at the wheel, hits an unknown object which causes one of his wheels to fall off, all the while he and his buddies are all passed out in the car, wakes up to the cops arresting him for a DUI. Firme!
"Last weekend we partied til the wheels fell off, literally. I was in tent city with Sheriff Joe. Tonight, we party til the wheels fall off again."
by balls-out in Pinal County October 26, 2013
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Like a dog on wheels

Popular response to any situation no matter how cheery or depressing.
Atli:So i beat this old woman back in 1997
Me:Like a dog on wheels?
Atli:yeah
by Norgle Tinglecrop May 10, 2021
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Wheel Of Fortune

The girl positions herself as follows: legs up at a 90 degree angle, her back to the ground, while being suspended in mid air by the member. The man spins her forcefully by the legs in a full 360 degree circle.
by Klete D. Keller April 16, 2016
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Third Wheeling

Sexual position where one woman, laying on her back on edge of bed, is having sex with man, standing on floor. Second woman is standing on bed, bent over making out with first woman and being chowed by man
I’m gonna be third wheeling Jake and Erica later tonight
by Madam kamay November 30, 2021
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