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Schroedinger's Virgin

A virgin that is also not a virgin at the same time, since someone's virginity depends on the amount of information others have about them and everyone's own definition of virginity.

Example: Even if people count anal sex as a valid first time sexual act, a female that has not had vaginal sex yet, is still a virgin in other people's book, especially if they never find out about the different sexual acts she has practiced.
"She's only had anal sex before, she's a schroedinger's virgin."
by Jasad November 8, 2021
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huge virgin

someone who has never been in any sexual contact with the opposite gender, this includes Hugs,kisses or even holding hands
OMG she touched my hand! Dude stop being such a huge virgin
by MyFLi3R December 20, 2018
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flaming virgin

a guy who showers annually, pisses in bottles, lives with his parents, obsesses over anime girls, and spends his whole day on shit like discord and 4chan. he thinks of women as different species and makes it clear as day that he never touched one.
-stop using windows and start using linux you brainlet normie npc

-shut the fuck up flaming virgin
by allahfucker September 15, 2022
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Virgin Slumber

A sad kind of slumber when a non virgin goes to bed but wakes up alone feeling like a virgin.
Hey Beth, how was your virgin slumber last night?
by dongard November 17, 2019
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Ear Virgin

A person who has never listened to ASMR before
I have never listened to ASMR before, so I am an Ear Virgin
by Tok1tozuk4 August 1, 2018
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Ink Virgin

See tattoo virgin

Person who doesn't have a tattoo.
A: You got any tats ?
B: Don't have any dude, I'm an ink virgin.

With his rocker hair, big muscles, thick beard and face shrapnel, you wouldn't guess Max is an ink virgin when he's wearing long sleeves.
by Famasse November 7, 2018
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Virgin likeness

The innocent presence unveiled and presented to cover deciet and questionable behavior to exhibit acceptability
Damn cuz, that bitches virgin likeness got my shit all fucked up
by Biljper July 1, 2016
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