tongue tender

when you crack 90s in fortnite while your step-sis sucks your dick under the desk while her boyfriend is tied up on the bed watching.

"my step sis is such a tongue tender"

by 90 cracker December 11, 2024

turbo tongue

Mega fucking fast tongue🤑

Frankie’s mums boyfriend has a turbo tongue

by THEskibidigyattmeister August 12, 2024

weak tongued

Unable to lie. Having a tendency to get caught when lying.

Jake is very weak tongued. His dad knew he went out drinking.

by DefinitelyNotRobert June 02, 2017

Tongue Torture (TT)

Basically CBT for your tongue. Can be physical or tasteful

1. Eating a bag of sour patch kids hurts my tongue. I commited Tongue Torture (TT)

by greatalpaca June 15, 2020

buttered tongue

someone who is good at flattering and praising people into doing things for them

The politician used his buttered tongue to get people to fund his campaign.

by trashman101 February 07, 2025

The Demon's Tongue

The Demon’s Tongue is the very first independent blog dedicated to the philosophy, psychology, politics, and ontological mathematics of Hyperianism.

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by Merricklorent June 08, 2020

Executive Tongue-punch

When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.

Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.

Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"

John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."

by Shenaniganz13 February 08, 2023