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squirrel nose

A powerful, vicious and all consuming itch that paralyizes one's ability to act human and behave like a squirrel for a brief moment to conquer all that is evil inside of their nasal cavity.
Kayta, you're getting squirrel nose again, drink some milk.
by Lefucktard January 21, 2016
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Squirrel Spaghetti

When a man who has diarrhea shats in a woman's pubes while slapping her with a Moby large.
Bro did you see that video of the Squirrel Spaghetti last night?!
by Oji Jiggy March 31, 2019
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LA Squirrel

Breed of squirrel found in the San Fernando Valley and LA proper, known for being absolute units and photographed by UCLA students
Bro: “omg that LA squirrel is so big”
Sara a UCLA student: “lolol *takes 15th picture*”
by notShaq February 16, 2023
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squirrel shout-out

Where you abruptly snap your head around and irritably bellow, “WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!” up into the trees whenever a bushy-tailed nut-gatherer makes a chattering scolding ruckus when you are merely minding your own business and working quietly in your yard. Sometimes this stress-relieving action may actually be performed mostly for the entertainment of others in your vicinity, particularly easily-amused giggly children --- you may indeed be highly irritated by the squirrel's inexplicable/unwarranted noisy tirade, but everyone knows that your own crimson-faced outburst really isn't gonna do much good overall, since squirrels obviously ain't gonna keep quiet just 'cuz you want them to.
Sometimes doing a squirrel shout-out is indeed effective in shutting up dat noisy fur-varmint, at least for a few minutes… guess he’s so non-plussed at my sudden bellowing outburst that he doesn’t know quite what to make of it all. But in any case, I still fail to see what he’s getting so pissed off about in da first place --- I’m not bothering him or even paying him any mind, and I sure as shootin’ ain’t after his precious acorns, so what’s his beef with me, anyhoot???
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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Squirrel

A discreet way to point out a very attractive female.

Doubletake Whiplash worthy

Pl. Squirrels
Ex: "What're you lookin at babe?"

"Oh just the squirrels"

"I got some nuts for that squirrel"
by beadleblazr43 July 2, 2018
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Squirreler

The squirreler scampered up the tree.
by Dr. Dictionary. November 22, 2022
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Squirrel Lips

The lips of a black person.
“Damn than boy got some squirrel lips
by Numerical Wizard July 20, 2022
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