Nake Snake

Instead of sleeping naked, which is uncivilised, you bear a snake across your private parts. This acts as a boundary layer to prevent profanities in compromising situations, and because snakes are cold blooded it keeps you cool.

Lad 1: Man it's so hot, I wish I could sleep naked but I don't want you to see my knockers.

Lad 2: Well maybe you should grab that snake over there and give the Nake Snake a go.

by NippleMuffins July 24, 2018

Snake's Nest

A penis and testicles also known as a package.

My scout leader vigorously slid his snake's nest up and down my tent window.

by Poodlequeef June 21, 2017

Snake Rock

A fully erected massive penis

Girl : What's that in your pants?
Guy: Its my Snake Rock!

by Vidana April 9, 2010

Snot snake

The male penis

She likes petting my snot snake

by Thor 9/11 June 12, 2016

Solid Snake

Get a blowjob from a girl outside of her parents house in the deadzone between sensor light

1: Dude, I just got a Solid Snake from my GF
2: Nice!

by Fowly January 4, 2015

bum snake

A phase of many uses, but usually means something along the lines of a turd.

Tommy, you bum snake!

or

Ooooh there's a bum snake wriggling it's way out! Better make a trip to the bog!

by YOU ARE! March 6, 2007

white-snaking

The act of suggestively crawling/dancing on a flat surface (similar to the woman in the White Snake video: Here I Go Again)

Cory was told to clean the bar counter and all we saw was him white-snaking the bar.

by Pamelamadingdong September 23, 2011