Polish monster

A giant penis, like a large fat polish sausage

Oh my gosh Jacob, you've got a polish monster dong!

by Big Sausage Squirter August 25, 2019

Polishing my crown

“Polishing my crown” is a metaphor for being in one’s power and peace, with nothing able to shake integrity. Even if fighting flu.

Even though men fling themselves at me I am unflappably polishing my crown and continuing uninterrupted on my path to self actualization

by Robster51123 November 25, 2024

Piss polish

The art of taking a piss on the left behind turds stuck to the side of the toilet bowl, in hopes of removing them.

Hey man I just piss polished your toilet. It was a battle, but I got them all.

by Turd polisher #1 May 15, 2024

polish butthole

a phrase that is used when referring to having anal sex with your drug dealer in a van for free drugs

client: what do i need to do to get them for free? drug dealer: polish butthole. that is all.

by iknowriight September 21, 2020

polish farewell

When you deploy overseas for the military, and your girlfriend fucks around while you're gone. So you eat nothing but sausage and sauerkraut for nine months, and then go shit on her driveway before ringing her doorbell and running away.

"Hey, Josh is back from Afghanistan. His girlfriend cheated on him while he was gone, so he gave her a Polish farewell when he got back. Fucking classic."

by Veebs December 7, 2017

Ploish, polUish, polisH

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Ploish, polUish, polisH

by Reninu March 18, 2025

National Only Speak Polish

To enlighten to polish in you, we encourage you only speak polish November 4. To respect the great culture that polish has and honor your ancestors.

"Dzień dobry panie Lain" (good morning mr lain)
"what are you even saying?"
"To narodowe tylko po polsku!" (its national only speak polish day!)
"ooooh wow soooo cool"

by riddlingriddler November 1, 2021