Polish Goatee

When you stick your hand down the back of your pants, take it out and then lick your palm
Jonnny gave himself a polish goatee
by MikeMoney August 18, 2017
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Polish Threads

An effeminate article of clothing worn by a straight man who can pull off wearing it without looking gay.

•The name is derived from the floral costumes Polish men are often seen wearing on holidays.
•One need not necessarily proclaim a " no homo " when recognising any Polish Threads as fire, fly, or sweet, etc.
•One may own more than one piece of Polish Threads, but if he really into it, then he kinda sus

•Polish Threads are in no way gay, and are supportive of the fact that men can wear and appreciate stereotypically "effeminate" things without in any way damaging their masculinity.
•Hawaiian shirts do not count as Polish Threads
Person 1: Damn, them some sweet Polish Threads!

Person 2: Thanks! I appreciate your lack of ignorance regarding the depth and complexity of male expression possible through clothing!
by moinstavich May 21, 2019
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polish bbq

An orgy
I can't go to dinner tonight because I have a Polish BBQ
by TheRealBergerKing July 01, 2017
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Polish Nugget

(noun) someone who sexually harasses or abuses another; someone or something that annoys you to a point that you want to kill them; someone you despise.
Damn that guy is such a Polish Nugget!!!
by avacoco February 09, 2019
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Polish Fried Flyers

When polish people get fried and proceed to fling their shit at each other with ruby encrusted stainless steel spoons
Guy 1: bro, guess what?
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: me and Vanessa totally did some Polish Fried Flyers last night!
Guy 2: that’s gross
by BigWillyLaut69 March 03, 2019
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polish candy

I gave him a taste of that sweet polish candy
by 73r0 September 27, 2017
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bat polish

A bat polish is a hand job at a sports theme hair cut place.
The hair stylist washed my hair and massaged my scalp and forehead, She saw that I was aroused and finished off with a bat polish. Happy ending!
by richie69 January 08, 2019
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