Ninja Turdle

The phenomenon where you poop and wipe your butt to find there's nothing on the toilet paper. It's as if you never pooped.

"Kevin, you won't believe it."
"What, Jeff?"
"I just had a ninja turdle. Made my life so much easier for a second."

"Good! We saved on toilet paper, then."

by Koreku August 23, 2017

Hood Ninja

An individual of color who watches anime, specifically Naruto

Tyrone is a Hood Ninja

by wurpy December 30, 2022

Wooden Ninja

A great content creator who specializes in ninja defusing and trolling

Did you see Wooden Ninja posted a new video?

by TheBoyDubbus January 15, 2022

Ninja Bus

A mythical form of stealth transport used to deposit large numbers of people at a store, pub or other public venue without any prior warning. Used primarily by retail and hospitality staff when faced with a sudden rush of customers for no apparent reason.

It's normally quiet this time of day. Where did everyone come from?
Must have been a ninja bus.

by Uncle Dunkle May 9, 2018

Ninja Baby

Under the radar of government servalance. An entity that does not receive government assistance. An entity that is not registered in the vital records. An entity with unlimited rights.

Im the first one in my family to have a ninja baby

by Huckleboy February 11, 2017

ninja tourist

Someone who visits new places at a rapid pace. They are most likely on a tight schedule or just like to go fast and be quick.

"We saw the highlights of the city in less than two hours! We are ninja tourists."

"I was a ninja tourist as I breezed through the entire museum in 20 minutes."

by yes juanito yes May 30, 2017

Ninja Slice

A slice of pizza that is equivalent to 2 or more slices of pizza; typically 2-3 slices as one.

Dude A: Yo, do you want slice of pizza?

Dude B: Ya man, make it a Ninja Slice!

Dude A: What is a Ninja Slice?

Dude B: It's like two to three slices of pizza as one slice.

by Plasmaskies619 March 21, 2019