Matt Gill

When one of your friends decides to moan at you even though he is wrong

Stop doing a Matt Gill mate 7 x 10 is 70 not 69.

by MatthewGill99 May 23, 2020

Matt splat

A some what portly old bastard. Often found smoking cigarettes and telling dirty jokes at the shop. He sells ice cream out a panel van.

Matt splat is a dirty old man.

by Eatoutalexesass May 4, 2018

Matt king

Matt king is a boy who is lacking in genital capacity he tries to denie these facts by saying it has actually gotten bigger but we all know that’s a lie he spends most of his life trying not to rape men who smoke cigarettes while listening to music not know by the general population

Wow matt king is really losing his butt

by The gay union of America December 18, 2017

Matt Robertson

I sexy man who loves fanny and will do anything for it.

Masturbating

at

tities,
tits

Matt Robertson

by Bob Marley112233 May 5, 2012

Matt Orosz

A toe sucking mega faggot he loves the color purple and to eat men’s poop, he would love bbc in his tight little ass hole and to choke on huge cock, he will ride a cock like one should a Horse. And he’s a nigger

Matt Orosz is A MEGA fag gag bag that ate my soft turds

by Kkkizlie January 25, 2020

Matt Damon Effect

Visionary yo-yo dieting in which you sometimes appear very buff to your friends, and sometimes you appear very fat.

"What's going on with Steve? He had a beer belly last week, and now he has abs."
"I don't know man, I think he's having a Matt Damon Effect"

by superawesomeguy1496 October 6, 2011

Matt Black it au

What Indian gangsters say in New Zealand when they see any car that should deserve a matt black paint job. Matt black usually attracts cops cause its a dodgy colour.

Vijay : Matt black it auuuu
Me : Nah its all good.
Vijay : You need to matt black it auuuu.

by darkmyst May 12, 2006