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Where's the milk?

When a guy takes off a girl's wonderbra, push bra, etc and there is nothing there, he asks "where's the milk?"
Dude 1: You know that chick at the bar with the big boobs?
Dude 2: Ya she was smoking.
Dude 1: Ya, well when I got her bra off I was all like where's the milk?
by BIG OH a little shady November 13, 2010
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Fart Milk

A fart where bubbly wet liquid and heat is generated and expelled from ones person.
after a fart - -> "oh man, that was totally fart milk" or "i think i let some fart milk slip out on that one"
by $ 189 January 2, 2008
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Milk fic

A very dark fanfic, notorious among fans of Animaniacs.

Basically, the plot is about the oldest Warner sibling, Yakko getting in a fight with his brother Wakko and his sister Dot. He then drinks a glass of milk, and due to being lactose intolerant, it fucks him up. The fanfic is about him going through nightmarish hallucinations, and being driven to the brink of insanity. The few times he's awake, he's split between love for his siblings, and blind hatred. Most of the nightmares involve his siblings dying, and two demonic voices telling him he's worthless. If you wanna read it, be careful, it can seriously mess you up.
"This seems like a good fanfic, 'The milk fic'"
"Don't read that dude. I read it, and it seriously messed me up for like, a week."
"Sorry, I didn't hear y-" -gets messed up for a week-
by LtLemonade February 13, 2021
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chalky milk

when ya bust it on a 40 year old hooker
jim- "hey bob did you chalky milk last night?"
logan- "yeaaahhh boiiiiiii"
by chalkymilk January 5, 2017
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milk and cookies

Damn man you better get some milk and cookies for tonight.
by Nick Po. August 26, 2008
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Oat Milk

The god of all plant milks. It is very tasty and it has a high level of fiber and iron and no saturated fats. Store bought oat milk is often fortified with all the nutrients in cow titty milk. Oat milk is the most environmentally friendly milk as it uses the least land and water in its production.
Ew you drink cow titty milk? That’s gross drink oat milk instead! It’s better for the environment and for your health.
by juicycoochie101 December 3, 2020
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5% Milk

another name for the cum, jizz, or nut. the white liquid that most men enjoy shooting all over a girl.
I gave that girl some 5% milk last night to drink
by joel carter November 14, 2011
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