Am i right or am i left

An extremely stupid pun that everyone hates and the person who says it has lowered his bar by a lot.

The person who says it normally laughs and thinks it was a smart and fun joke.
1+1=3 Aint right, its left.

OMG I can't believe Trump is president, am I right or am I left?
by troytyggis55 January 9, 2017
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Someone either bot liked at all, or someone very popular most likely told you this. What they're talking about is cutting themselves across the wrist horizontally will get attention, while not killing you, and vertically will actually hurt you badly.
Random person, "Left and right for attention, up and down for results."

You, "Huh?"
by tdude_yahyeet12 December 30, 2022
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Catchphrase used when you can't make ends meet, and/or when you're a typical worker who has to wait two full weeks for your paycheck to arrive.
I just got finished paying my friend back for the radio. Now I see two "windows" in my letterbox. Damn, why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
by pentozali July 13, 2007
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It is on December 3rd it’s when you give a guy your left sock that you are wearing
On National give a guy your left sock day you you give a guy your left sock
by Smoothking October 20, 2020
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1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*
by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011
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an awesome quote from the true gangsta Jimmy from the town of South Park.
Jimmy's Mom: I won't let you go back to that gang.
Jimmy: I will and if you don't like it you can pass the blunt to the nigga on your left
by Alec November 4, 2004
mugGet the and if you don't like it pass the blunt to the nigga on your leftmug.
This is a phrase often said when someone you are around continously uses the word "bitch" to refer to you. This is phrase used as somewhat of a warning to the one using the word "bitch".
Alright, you got one bitch left, hear.
by wdtm? April 21, 2018
mugGet the you got one bitch left, hearmug.

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