An extremely stupid pun that everyone hates and the person who says it has lowered his bar by a lot.
The person who says it normally laughs and thinks it was a smart and fun joke.
The person who says it normally laughs and thinks it was a smart and fun joke.
by troytyggis55 January 9, 2017

Someone either bot liked at all, or someone very popular most likely told you this. What they're talking about is cutting themselves across the wrist horizontally will get attention, while not killing you, and vertically will actually hurt you badly.
by tdude_yahyeet12 December 30, 2022

Catchphrase used when you can't make ends meet, and/or when you're a typical worker who has to wait two full weeks for your paycheck to arrive.
I just got finished paying my friend back for the radio. Now I see two "windows" in my letterbox. Damn, why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
by pentozali July 13, 2007

by Smoothking October 20, 2020

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.
2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)
*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*
*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*
by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

Jimmy's Mom: I won't let you go back to that gang.
Jimmy: I will and if you don't like it you can pass the blunt to the nigga on your left
Jimmy: I will and if you don't like it you can pass the blunt to the nigga on your left
by Alec November 4, 2004

This is a phrase often said when someone you are around continously uses the word "bitch" to refer to you. This is phrase used as somewhat of a warning to the one using the word "bitch".
by wdtm? April 21, 2018
