irish popsicle

An Irish popsicle is when you masturbate or jerk someone off using a potato

“Hey Jimmey! I heard that lass Maeve gave you an Irish popsicle yesterday”
“Ye that is right Mclavish, you can tell she really cares for me!”

by Norwegiangal June 22, 2019

Double Irish With a Dutch Sandwich

An accounting strategy used by hundreds of US based corporations to reduces taxes by routing profits through Irish subsidiaries and the Netherlands and then to the Caribbean.

XYZ corporation used the Double Irish With a Dutch Sandwich accounting technique to avoid $100M in US corporate taxes last year.

by varnent January 5, 2013

Irish headphones

When two Irishmen insert their dicks in your ears and cum. They then later tell you that st. Patty is in their semen.

I was so drunk last night that I let these guys give me Irish headphones

by Dr. Prater August 11, 2010

Irish Hearing Aid

When a man ejaculate's in his partner's ear and then licks it clean.

"I gave my girl an Irish Hearing Aid last week, but now she's got an ear infection."

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018

Irish vacuum

When an Irish street whore fiercely shits on your cock and then proceeds to slurp and swallow her faeces.

“Come here you little slut and give me a fucking Irish vacuum.”

by Faze klan March 9, 2020

Irish wedding ring

A second black eye, generally on a woman, but in this age of equal opportunity in fist-fights, it could be anyone.

The first black eye of course being the Irish engagement ring.

I went to see my associate, and she had an Irish wedding ring and a broken nose.

by Frisco Pete September 25, 2008

Stereotype Me, I'm Irish

Stereotypes include but are not limited to: Drunks or being drunk, bar-brawling/brawlers, leprachuans and unsophisticated twats.

It's also the perfect Shut the fuck up/stfu sentence to some leprachuan-chasers.

"The Irish have always been victims of terrible stereotypes- that we're drunks and bar brawlers.
It makes me so mad i'm gonna get drunk and punch someone"- The Black Donnellys NBC

Guy1: hey hey- can you get me a four leaf clover?
Irish Guy: Stereotype me, I'm irish.
Guy1: Wtf?

by Cillian S October 29, 2007