Rug Cookies

Crusty areas of rug created by the absorption and drying of a man's ejaculate.

"Aw man, after we shot that porno in the hotel room, it was covered in rug cookies."

"It was disgusting. After my party I had to clean up way too may rug cookies"

by T_PAIN December 18, 2009

cookie cave

A hidden vault for storing stolen cookies

Can often be associated with skirts or cookie cave

by The-Friendly-Enderman October 31, 2013

Cookie Monstering

The moment when your nipples are pointing in two different directions imitating Cookie Monster's googly eyes.

Am I cookie monstering in this bikini top?

by __Kris__ June 19, 2022

im a cookie

ur a cookie!
u typed this in urban dictionary cuz ur bored... u want a cookie, so ur one now.
ABRACADABRA NOW UR A COOKIE!!!
now u really r a cookie.
now type im a cake

qwerty combo: im hungry. i want a cookie! *types "im a cookie" in urban dictionary. WOW SOMEONE ACTUALLY DEFINED THIS TERM... who wasted their time?
y u looking at my name?: me.

by y u looking at my name??? April 26, 2022

cookie gangsta

A cookie gangsta is the opposite of a gansta cookie.......a cookie gansta is someone that acts all soft and enjoyable but in reality first time someone steps over the line they'll knock you straight out and be straight gansta on ya

A really friendly Bouncer
The quit guy in the corner
a grandma from the hood
A bro you better watch out for him his a cookie gangsta

by therootofallevil July 23, 2012

Tangy Cookies

When a girl casually mentions her yeast infection.

Girl # 1 : You goin' clubbin tonite? Girl # 2 : Naw, I contracted Tangy Cookies sooo imma just chill at home and take care of it. Girl # 1: -says akwardly- Ok?!? Uh, hope you feel better...

by Slackerdemonchild April 17, 2010

Cookie Hacker

Basically if you go on cookie clicker and inspect it , go on console then type "Game.cookies {any amount } and you will have as many cookies as you want and you'll get an achievement which is a green cookie and it says "Hacked cookies taste bad". I wouldn't recommend hacking for bragging rights but if you want to see what happens try it out .

I have 6.8 Decillion cookies i got most of them by being a cookie hacker

by billiethegangster April 26, 2019