when a person is slow on the uptake ie , not getting a joke, or getting it slower than other people,
also can be used in instances when acting in a particularly stupid way. i.e. walking into a pole, or putting the cereal box into the fridge after using,
Similar to a Blonde moment
also can be used in instances when acting in a particularly stupid way. i.e. walking into a pole, or putting the cereal box into the fridge after using,
Similar to a Blonde moment
Girl on phone to boy
Girl: have you seen my phone anywhere?
Boy: erm, you are using it?
Girl: i know but i cant see it anywhere
Boy: ...
Girl: ohhhhhhh... i just had a maggie moment
Girl: have you seen my phone anywhere?
Boy: erm, you are using it?
Girl: i know but i cant see it anywhere
Boy: ...
Girl: ohhhhhhh... i just had a maggie moment
by Mk127 October 24, 2012
Get the Maggie Momentmug. A phrase used to call out a douchebag comment. Also Known As Douchebaggery.
Rules Regarding The Use Of The Word 'Douchebag Douchebag Moment':
1) Never Used As A Compliment.
2) If One Does Not Call Out The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Admit To Their Wrong Doings.
3) If One Does Call Out To The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Say "Douchebag Moment."
4) If The Douchebagger Does Not Comply, A Beating Is Necessary.
5) The Beatings Mentioned In Rule 4 Must Be Random, As In When The Douchebag Least Expects It. The Douchebagger Can Say Douchebag Moment While Getting Beat, But It Will Have No Meaning And The Beating Will Stay In Effect.
6) Retaliation Is Only Permittable If A Low Blow Is Obtained. A Low Blow Is A Crotch Shot For Males, Cunt Punt And Boob Punches For Females.
Rules Regarding The Use Of The Word 'Douchebag Douchebag Moment':
1) Never Used As A Compliment.
2) If One Does Not Call Out The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Admit To Their Wrong Doings.
3) If One Does Call Out To The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Say "Douchebag Moment."
4) If The Douchebagger Does Not Comply, A Beating Is Necessary.
5) The Beatings Mentioned In Rule 4 Must Be Random, As In When The Douchebag Least Expects It. The Douchebagger Can Say Douchebag Moment While Getting Beat, But It Will Have No Meaning And The Beating Will Stay In Effect.
6) Retaliation Is Only Permittable If A Low Blow Is Obtained. A Low Blow Is A Crotch Shot For Males, Cunt Punt And Boob Punches For Females.
Rule 1 example.
Girl: Ugh, I Feel Stuffed.
Boy: You Look Stuffed.
Rule 2)
-After Boy Says Comment=
*silence*
Boy: *sigh* Douchebag Moment.
Rule 3)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: Douchebag Moment.....*whispers* bitch
Rule 4)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: *shrugs* So?
Girl: So Say Douchebag Moment.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Fine *thinks to self* You will soon learn...
Rule 5)
-Boy Naps On Couch-
Girl: *jumps on Boy while slugging him in the face* GrrAhh
Boy: Ahhh! What's This For!??! *shields face*
Girl: You...*puches Boy's lip* Didn't....*gives Boy bloody nose* Say....*punches Boy's adam's apple* Douchebag Moment!!!
Boy: *cries* DOUCHEBAG MOMENT!
Girl: Too Late *knees Boy's gut*
Rule 6)
Girl: *knees Boy in crotch*
Boy: RETALIATION! *head butts girl*
Girl: Ugh, I Feel Stuffed.
Boy: You Look Stuffed.
Rule 2)
-After Boy Says Comment=
*silence*
Boy: *sigh* Douchebag Moment.
Rule 3)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: Douchebag Moment.....*whispers* bitch
Rule 4)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: *shrugs* So?
Girl: So Say Douchebag Moment.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Fine *thinks to self* You will soon learn...
Rule 5)
-Boy Naps On Couch-
Girl: *jumps on Boy while slugging him in the face* GrrAhh
Boy: Ahhh! What's This For!??! *shields face*
Girl: You...*puches Boy's lip* Didn't....*gives Boy bloody nose* Say....*punches Boy's adam's apple* Douchebag Moment!!!
Boy: *cries* DOUCHEBAG MOMENT!
Girl: Too Late *knees Boy's gut*
Rule 6)
Girl: *knees Boy in crotch*
Boy: RETALIATION! *head butts girl*
by ViolentChick February 14, 2010
Get the douchebag momentmug. A moment of pure, impure, somewhat sanctimonious rage, fulfilled by men. Usually violent and destructive. Most common on Mondays, hence the phrase "Man Moment Monday", and most dangerously found in March, hence the phrase "Man Moment March".
by sovietjamie February 28, 2020
Get the man momentmug. When Bob woke up the next morning on someone's front yard he knew he was having a Jagermeister Moment.
by Deborah Spicer July 3, 2006
Get the Jagermeister Momentmug. loreto moment =
loreto moment is a moment when you talk about k!lling yourself.
why is it called a loreto moment some ask?
its called loreto moment due to loretos wish to die therefore whenever someone talks about wanting to k!ll themself or in general to die we always say #loretomoment.
loreto moment is a moment when you talk about k!lling yourself.
why is it called a loreto moment some ask?
its called loreto moment due to loretos wish to die therefore whenever someone talks about wanting to k!ll themself or in general to die we always say #loretomoment.
by l6v1ng May 18, 2021
Get the loreto momentmug. by Neolexicon August 1, 2016
Get the Gong momentmug. 