Why?

GOOD. FUCKING. QUESTION.

Why? Why are we here? Why did nobody ever tell me about life?

WHY?

by why? Why? WHYYYY? June 16, 2024

WHY MEEEEEE?! :(

When you get chosen in a question you don't know or you just hate your life (;-;")

WHY MEEEEEE?! :( WHY WHY WHY?! ;-;
Ima search it on Urban Dictionary bc im sad :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

*WARNING: This is just a joke, don't take it seriously-*

(OvO")

by Gacha-cuz-why-not? September 1, 2021

because vodka, that's why

because vodka, thats why.

Greg: Hey dude, why'd you fuck my sister and my mom in a threesome?
Asshole:Because vodka, that's why

by XXXCalvin_Klien69_360No_ScOpEr July 15, 2016

Why Can’t I Be You?

You're so gorgeous I'll do anything
I'll kiss you from your feet to where your head begins
You're so perfect you're so right as rain
You make me
Make me, make me, make me hungry again

Everything you do is irresistible
Everything you do is simply kissable
Why can't I be you?

I'll run around in circles 'til I run out of breath
I'll eat you all up
Or I'll just hug you to death
You're so wonderful
Too good to be true
You make me, make me, make me, make me hungry for you

Everything you do is simply delicate
Everything you do is quite angelicate
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?

You turn my head when you turn around
You turn the whole world upside down
I'm smitten I'm bitten I'm hooked I'm cooked
I'm stuck like glue
You make me, make me, make me, make me hungry for you

Everything you do is simply dreamy
Everything you do is quite delicious
So Why Can’t I Be You?
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?

Why
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?
You're simply elegant

by Death Menace June 1, 2023

why we on fire

cuz we lit

why we on fire
cuz we lit 🪱

by GoodCivilian November 20, 2025

Why do I find it funny?

Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...

Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2025

Why homing style

Sloppily Kissing or making out with someone and taking their dirty underwear and socks to shove up your nostrils

bbg Brianna come over rn so we can fuck why homing style

by Briannasbigdick December 17, 2022