Take a b

Its like taking an L, but better. It means youre bad or so horrendous at something.

John: Take a B, you fuck!
Dave: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

by Meme Handler August 12, 2016

takeema

A beautiful girl who can make anyone smile and brighten up there days just by hearing hear laugh or seeing her smile. You would b lost without this girl if you ever went out with her

Takeema you're bold and there is no one like you. You're loyal as fuck and dgaf!

by Badass0524 December 21, 2016

go take a shower

the act of taking a shower

bro u got dick cheese build up go take a shower

by Alex666420 August 7, 2020

on the take

Taking or seeking illegal income;

Don't worry about arrest, There was a policeman on the take.

by Rocky Talky May 15, 2016

I can’t take

BIG DICK BUT I SUCK ON IT

“I AINT FUCKING WITH A PUSSY GOTTA BUMP ON IT “
“Are you singing I can’t take big d-“
“Yes”

by DELIBOE December 27, 2019

How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

A Brazillion.

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 14, 2018