Stink the turtle 

A game in which people get under the covers and fart. Last person to poke their head out wins.

We ate some chili then had an epic game of stink the turtle.

Stink the turtle by Djprecio October 14, 2009

butter the turtle 

A phrase used to describe the act of female masturbation, especially if she hasn't in a while. If you know a female who is acting cranky, bitchy, or suspicious, chances are, she could use a good turtle buttering.

"Becky, you look a bit under the weather, maybe you should go butter that turtle, it's the best thing for you."- Becky's Grandmother

Rhianna likes to butter the turtle whenever she's on stage.

butter the turtle by JHONNY!!! September 3, 2013

ninja turtle generation 

Those born between years 1983-1990, not later, maybe a year or two earlier.

It's no wonder the rest of the world is so fucked up, they weren't born in the Ninja Turtle Generation.

ninja turtle generation by wasoncejake August 10, 2005

Finger Turtle 

When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole

"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."

Finger Turtle by greekhornet May 4, 2009

Reverse Turtle Head 

Having someone stick their tongue in your asshole.

I heard that katie gave Alisha a reverse turtle head at Church yesterday.

Reverse Turtle Head by Otto_Mito November 14, 2012

ninja turtle drunk

A severe state of intoxication marked by two main characteristics:

1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.

Steve was ninja turtle drunk last night... first I saw him try and fight the bouncer when he left the bar, and then he found an old pizza in the dumpster and ate the whole thing. Master Splinter would be have been proud.

ninja turtle drunk by MattyP603 November 11, 2013

german turtle 

To engage in a long term relationship with someone while never intending to propose, despite the other partners obvious desire for marriage.

I know she wants to get married someday, but I am totally going to German Turtle her.

german turtle by Dangeroo December 2, 2015