Swamp People

A race of cult going zombies trying to take over the world. See Spleen Moles

Bow down to the Swamp Queen

by The Sandwich on the Floor January 16, 2005

swamp ass

swamp ass occurs when one with a hairy ass has been sitting in a chair for a long period of time hence causing a large abundance of sweat on the back of your pants so it looks as though you squeeged in your pants.

damn, i have a bad case of swamp ass, the sweat started accumulating about an hour ago, now the wet spot's as big as a fuckin basketball.

by Philbert Rhosenburg March 11, 2004

swamp monster

girl gives you a blow job then you fart a realy stinky one then wave the smell from the back side of you to her nose then you shove her head into your dick while shes gaging then she pukes all over her self then you have a swamp monster

My Math teacher pisses me off, so I made her daughter turn into a Swamp Monster.

by swamp monster February 21, 2009

Shampooed

Definition for drunk.

"Hey you getting shampooed tonight?"

by yum-yum October 11, 2008

English Shampoo

A polite euphanism for ejaculatory fluid. First used by transplanted Englishman Corey.

"Yeah, then I gave her a load of English Shampoo... Told her to make sure and lather it up real nice."

by Wynne Sermons August 27, 2007

Swamped

When you're fucking a girl, pull out, and cum in her belly button, creating a creamy swamp of jizz.

Last night I pulled out and swamped a girl it was hilarious.

by AZDOUBLEE November 3, 2011

Swamp Creature

someone so ugly that you can barely look at them but a part of their body is somewhat attractive. Normally used in one night stands. Possibly has STD's but origin of said STD's is unknown as no one will own up to sleeping with it.

See also - Practice Girl

Bill- so did you get some action last night?
Jeff-yeah i was so horny i did it with a swamp creature! Im gonna drink till i cant remember it.

by benana Fone March 7, 2009