accountant-assisted suicide

An elderly person's planning of his own death to correspond to when the money runs out.

I'm gonna commit accountant-assisted suicide way before I turn 90.

by brontosplachna January 4, 2014

second-handed suicide

Second-handed suicide is where someone wants to die, but doesn't commit suicide. They don't like life, but they are too scared to actually commit.

Me: I don't like life, everything bad happens to me. I just want it to be done.

Also me: sometimes it's good, I do have friends, I don't want them to be hurt bc of me.

Second-handed suicide. (this took me so long bc it wouldn't let me submit it)

by Guys are better than girls July 8, 2021

suicide dj diddle

The female act of mastrbation imitating a turn-table scratch. Once reaching climax they call their parents in. And try to squirt farther then a a camel can spit before her parents enter her room.

I did a suicide dj diddle last night and now my parents are taking me to a therapist.

by The dog diddler December 5, 2021

Empathetic Suicide Idealization

Empathetic Suicide Idealization is wanting, thinking, or acting on committing suicide but fearing how others may react to your death or caring about how they perceive you before/during/after committing suicide.

Guy 1: I love my family but I don’t want to leave them grieving whatever they saw in me.

Guy 2: You are experiencing Empathetic Suicide Idealization you want to die but can't stand the fact that people will be affected and grieve your loss.

by ROTHOBONE February 4, 2023

suicide rick roll

An suicidal attempt to rick roll someone knowing you will rick roll yourself

William attempted a suicide rick roll on Liam with discord screenshare

by getrickrolledlol November 7, 2020

emotional suicide bomber

A person so determined to destroy your happiness or mood that he/she is willing to do, say, or behave in ways that will humiliate, embarrass and/or degrade him/herself in the process.

Chris just passed gas a dinner even though he knew I needed to make a good impression. He is such an emotional suicide bomber!

by philly1701 May 13, 2013

Video Game Suicide

When you know you won't make it in a video game , you intentionally lose your last life to die in a dignified manner.

Jim: OMG , you lost that last part !

Jimmy: Nah, twas video game suicide

by badlygaming December 18, 2011