staircase method

Filling in a scantron or similar multiple choice sheet with answers a b c d e a b c d e making it look like a staircase.

1: I'm going to guess on every answer because I don't care about school anymore.

2: Use the staircase method, it'll make guessing twice as fun!

by mbarsh January 1, 2011

Stairwell Tour

as in "takin' the Stairwell Tour". To become so crunk you make insane assumptions like the hotel doesn't have an elevator (because you can't locate it) so you take the stairwell as the only option.

Sheila: "Dude, where's Amy? We came into the lobby together but I can't find her now!"
Rob: "Well, she tried to get on top of the table at the bar, so...prolly took the Stairwell Tour."
Or "Better check it Willis or you're gonna be takin' the Stairwell Your."

by subculturegroupie January 25, 2011

Stairpisser

Someone that gets really drunk at fraternity parties or social gatherings, then pees on stairs.

Hey look, Alec is pissing on some stairs

Yeah hes such a stairpisser

by Swiss Cheezy February 24, 2011

Star-Spangled Bomber

The beautiful art of completely screwing up while singing the American National Anthem. Often comes with making up lines, awkward pauses and other embarrasing moments, usually caught on live T.V.

Did you see Christinia Agularia pull a total Star-Spangled Bomber during the Superbowl Sunday night?

by Termanitor February 25, 2011

Star Wargasm

(noun); a euphoric sensation brought about by any and all Star Wars movies, games, literature, paraphernalia, etc.

"Dude, when I heard EA was making Battlefront 3, I had the biggest Star Wargasm in years."

by JackedUp May 9, 2013

Star Wars Syndrome

Totally legitimate medical disorder in which someone argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Michael Jordan Syndrome.

Sherlock thinks that LeBron James will never compete with Michael Jordan. Sherlock has Star Wars Syndrome

by Stephen Ochocinco December 10, 2013

star paddy

The act of submerging ones entire fist into another's asshole then extending the fingers and pulling out with fingers still extended

Last night I fisted someone so deep, I'm talking full star paddy

by merman24000 July 21, 2014