bum snake

A phase of many uses, but usually means something along the lines of a turd.

Tommy, you bum snake!

or

Ooooh there's a bum snake wriggling it's way out! Better make a trip to the bog!

by YOU ARE! March 6, 2007

Snot snake

The male penis

She likes petting my snot snake

by Thor 9/11 June 12, 2016

smiling snake

a fake person, looks at you smiles then stabs you in the back

she was a {smiling snake} I heard what she had been saying about me

by curvy cougar March 8, 2016

crestfallen snake

sad and disappointed, especially when something has not succeeded

J: I always give people the benefit of the doubt having a few months with something that felt real was good enough.

A: crestfallen snake is what you call this a close to almost best friend.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 5, 2019

belly snake

when a girl sucks your dick so hard while you on your back that it goes limp and rolls around on your belly like a dead snake

bitch last night was so good i got a god damn belly snake

by gotdatbellysnake February 14, 2017

loose snake

The act of continuing to have sex after the orgasm. Most commonly acted out with a flaccid penis. (not erect)

"Man! I finished on this girls chest, and then she told be to go back in so I had to loose snake her"!

by Snowy Cunt November 5, 2014

bar snake

A bar snake is one of those guys who never leave the pub and always hit on girls half their age. This can also work for females.

Girl: That guy is such a bar snake

Friend: Yeh what a wanker

by BarSnakeBulldogee May 26, 2017