tard smile

Looking retarded when you smile.

That girl has a tard smile.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

Fart and Smile

Slang name for a grocery store chain and a fun thing to do.

I went to Fart and Smile and bought a hundred pounds of beans.

by lovetosurve October 9, 2019

sailor's handkerchief

When you need to blow your nose but have no kleenex or handkerchief or anything else to blow in, so you just lean over a bit, compress one nostril, and let it fly out of the other nostril, onto the ground.

The cold air was making my nose run, so I did a sailor's handkerchief on the street.

by Woody Thomas September 12, 2008

Sailor Mike

A sailor named mike who only comes out a night and has a really long penis (14 inchessss).

Sailor Mike can sail my ship anytime ;)

by redddrose November 10, 2011

Chimpanzee Smile

The most radiant expression of joy any primate can exhibit.

The lights dimmed, brad postured himself on one knee and presented a tiny crush velvet box to Stacey. The one time whore was so overcome with emotion that her lips parted from ear to ear presenting one of the most gorgeous chimpanzee smiles in God's creation.

by m o g w a i June 27, 2007

Tiny Smile

The smile a certain person produces everytime another certain person does or says something that makes them happy.

Steven: "I love you"
Brittany: *Tiny smiles*

by Super Saiyan Steve November 9, 2007