Silky-Smooth

The hottest forum poster on the WoW Offtopic forums.

I want to have hardcore buttsecks with silky.

by THURSDAY4LIFE June 6, 2004

Salty Cone

To place your testicles in an empty icecream cone.

Kim asked Jeff to fix her some dessert so he placed his balls in an icecream cone and served her the Salty Cone

by Jeff Mellor November 19, 2005

Salty Seagull

When a guy is about to cum, he pulls out and drops his load on top of the lady's head, a la a seagull

Are you using a new shampoo?

No, I got a hit by a salty seagull last night.

by retturd February 12, 2010

captain salty

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003

Silly Sally

A dynamic and life changing sexual position where the dominant female partner mounts her trusty steed with exquisite technique wearing only genuine leather boots. Her position greatly resembles that of the reverse cowgirl but the woman must also be upside down. Works best in a spinning sex swing or dominatrix chair. In most cases a male is substituted for a steed if and only if he agrees to wear a harness gag. Both partners must scream Silly Sally went to town riding backwards upside down upon climax.

This position is said to be created in an Odessa, Missouri basement on September 6th, 2009 by a formerly crack addicted second grade student teacher turned adult entertainer. Best known for her role as a cross dresser with a lazy eye in Saturday Night Beaver. Other films include Sorest Rump, Holes, School of Cock, Schindler's Fist, White Men Can't Hump, and I know who you did last summer(last night, and this afternoon).

After that amazing ZJ, Colby was pleased to recieve a silly sally.

by heaththeblisterpopper04 September 8, 2009

silly goat head

one who is a silly goat head

John "The Sill E Goat Head", like Pet

by Louise Latham November 24, 2003