Iranian Shower

When you jack off in front of your girlfriends face, ejaculate in her eyes so she can't see, open her mouth and lay a big steamy shit in her mouth, then, you helicopter your penis around the rim of her mouth, causing shit to fly all over the room.

I gave Donna an Iranian Shower last night dude, I gotta go clean it up.

by Asshole11 February 23, 2023

Sandwich Shower

When someone showers before and after an event, or in the morning and at nighttime everyday.

I always shower before and after work! It’s a sandwich shower!

by ChunkyHippo July 21, 2023

Hooker's Shower

When one only washes thier: asshole, crotch, armpits, and teeth.

Janice was a trainwreck; only having 3 minutes before meeting with a client, she took a washcloth and a toothbrush in an Arby's bathroom and gave herself a hooker's shower.

by Tremb1es April 7, 2020

1hr shower

A Women that says damz to much and that takes to long in the showers and is a lagger

She is such a 1hr shower

by Only facts here April 9, 2020

Oatmeal Showers

When multiple people insert oatmeal inside their anus, then force it out on to someone's chest.

" Who's down for some Oatmeal showers ? "
"Did Becky was in on of brads infamous Oatmeal Showers !"

by Deepkicks May 15, 2020

Ian Shower

A shower that involves putting your balls into a shower drain. Named after Ian from Smosh who in a skit put his balls in a shower drain.

I'll brb I'm gonna take an Ian shower.

I got hurt taking an Ian shower, I don't recommend it.

by Twomadium May 30, 2020

Divorce Shower

A celebration of freedom and independence when ending a marriage or long term relationship.

Me and the boys are throwing divorce showers all summer long.

by Buddhaenamored June 7, 2020