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A shirt is a person who likes to wear shirts so much that they name themselves after shirts on everything. You know who is a shirt if you have never seen them without a shirt, they are probably a shirt. Be warned, if someone wears a plain shirt all the time they are the enemy, they are not a shirt.
Hey john, why are you always wearing a shirt?
Well thats because i am a shirt!
shirt by a fucking shirt December 14, 2020

Blue Shirt Man 

A man named Gustavo who lives in Houston, Texas and likes to dance with all his friends
β€œHey blue shirt man, how do you fit into a car god damn!!”
Blue Shirt Man by peytonmarfell December 30, 2020

Tree Shirt 

A t-shirt made of regenerative tree fiber, dedicated to ethical practices that are good from Earth, and will return to Earth versus plasticizing the planet.
One Golden Thread offers the Tree Shirt, which innovates with nature, to connect to our inner nature, and with a model of regeneration, plants a tree to replenish Earth.
Tree Shirt by jscult January 8, 2021
When you shit and squirt at the same time
Oh fuck I'm going to shirt.
Ahhh daddy you are gonna make me shirt.
Shirt by Klim9bim February 24, 2021

Shirt Lifter 

Have you heard? Philip Schofield is a raging Shirt Lifter.
Shirt Lifter by Cram2302 March 23, 2021
Idk why the faq anyone would look this up but ok here u go
A piece of clothing in which you put over your nonexistent abs and one type of shirt could go all the way over your chicken arms or one type could cover only half, or less.
In conclusion, a shirt is something guys don't like to wear
Danny: mom where's my shirttt?!
Daniel: in the closet dumbas-
Danny: ok imma put it over my big abs! And my big arms!!
Daniel: what abs?-
Shirt by MiLk bOi πŸ₯› May 8, 2021