Nagasaki Salad Shooter

The vehement ass spray resultant from the Gas station sushi.

Shooter: Hey Turd, you coming out to the ye Ole Woodcellar tonight? Squirrelsy Temples are on the house!

Turd: Nah Son. I have to sleep in the shower after the ole Nagasaki Salad Shooter! Last time I steal sushi from the 7-11.

by The turd abibes June 7, 2025

respectful middle schooler

an extremely rare type of middle schooler that doesnt try to become popular or get a girl. usually actually care about their grades, have an actual attention span, and think about other people's feelings first.
gets more common in high school years, since the rowdy little shits gain a few more braincells

Person 1: Dude, Kid 1 actually tries to help out in the classroom instead of shouting.
Person 2: Yeah, they're a respectful middle schooler.

by icicle57 October 9, 2025

Napa Salad Shooter

A boogie, West Coast variant of the venerbal Cleveland Steamer.
The Napa Salad Shooter involves the giver first drinking a copious amount of beet juice, while the receiver places themselves under a glass surfaced coffee table or similar.
When it corns time to pass the giver let's fly with the heavily red tinted excrement onto the pain of glass over the receivers head.
Often done on valentines day due to the thematic color scheme.

That's the last time I date a vegan. She insisted on giving me a Napa salad Shooter for V-day

by anonymous February 16, 2026

go hit your ankle on a scooter

If someone tells you to go and hit your ankle on a scooter, they're most likely evil and want you to die. When someone tells you that, you are highly recommended to keep away from those people for the rest of your life.

Adam: Go hit your ankle on a scooter you idiot!
Micheal: *Moves to another country*

by Neo1313 November 11, 2019

i hope you hit your ankle on a scooter

The worst type of pain. If someone tells you that they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they most likely want you to die. You are highly recommended to stay away from people who have ever said that to you, or anyone you know.

Arvin: I hope you hit your ankle on a scooter!
Mikael: *runs away, moves to another country*

by Neo1313 November 11, 2019