scantnuts

A measurement concerning nut sacks. Also the name of the God of balls.

I praise Scantnuts hoping my balls will one day become enormous.

by Scantnuts March 22, 2023

scantif

Someone who only hears himself, doesn't listen to what other people say, but does so in a shitty obnoxious and annoying way

That man is such a scantif

by Zinji April 20, 2023

Santa Bounce

One of the most complex dancehall dances made by Ding Dong. Could be seen on the Sean Paul video "Temperature" where everyone seems to call it the Irish Tap Dancing Dance. Lol

"Santa Bounce! Santa Bounce"

by HERSHEYZ August 14, 2006

Santas

Scottish rhyming slang for testicles - Santa Claus/Baws (balls).

Argh, ye've only wellied the ball right into ma Santas ya bas.

by Shawyer August 30, 2007

Santa's Chimney

The act of urinating after a hellacious night of raw, rough, delicious, pasionate SEX.

I missed the toilet this morning because I had a bad case of Santa's Chimney.

by Mavrick and Goose December 27, 2007

Santas Bag

When you can see a males genitalia through clothing.

"I can see Brandon's sexy Santas Bag through his wrestling clothes.

by StacyTara March 27, 2009