alabama salad

Alabama Salad is the act of taking a shit in a gaped asshole and eating it out

Randy tossed an alabama salad to his dead puppy

by Alabama salad April 5, 2017

Fart Salad

To make a fart salad first you make a salad, but then you push your but together so it fits perfectly in the salad bowl, then you release some methane into the bowl. Now this is the tricky part! You got to have some cellophane ready, because you gotta hop off that bowl, whip around, and rap it up real quick all before the flavour gets out. If you have a second pair of hands this part can be made much easier. Then you shave it up a bit and just serve it as is! Trust me when they rip off that cellophane, they'll be getting it fresh.

Sanji: I made a fart salad with my mum yesterday you want to try it.
Jackson: Oooo yea, your mum's fart salads are the best!

by Trillby Malone March 7, 2020

fruit salad

when a straight dude eats out a lesbian.

ian thinks he's so cool just because he had a fruit salad last night

by shacksnackpackattack November 1, 2019

Babe Salad

An extremely hot girl that you want to eat out for days.

She has so many toppings you don't know where to start.

"Holy shit did you just see that chick?"
"She was unreal"
"What a babe salad"

by Snaplatts November 30, 2017

Cannonball Salad

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with ones girlfriend, while feeding her salad full of grated, dry, feces.

I gave my girlfriend a cannonball salad last night, she hasn't spoken to me since.

by Lazeras April 7, 2011

meat-salad

contents of a hamburger, or cheeseburger, only wrapped in lettuce, not on a bun. also called "protein style"

For healthy people, who have a burger craving

served at almost all fast-food hamburger places.

someone walks into a popular burger place and orders a double-double, protein style.

I would like a double-double w/cheese, protein style to go.

I will take one meat-salad please

by arkitetk June 11, 2006

Chicken Salad

Where someone sticks there finger up their ass,and goes to somebody and says, "Smell this chicken salad I had for lunch."If the person is stupid enough it should work.

Joker:Hey dude smell this chicken salad I had for lunch.

Idiot:Ok

by Dirtyd17x November 18, 2009