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right-pondian

adj, n. British. To the right of the Atlantic Ocean. The term is typically used to qualify variants of the English language or its speakers. Common in alt.usage.english, where it may have originated.

Contrasted with "left-pondian". The rarer "under-pondian" is also sometimes used.
Them right-pondian words are so darn funny!
by Ehud Shapira September 20, 2007
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Right-handed Knuckle Chuckle

Thomas went to the bathroom to do the ol' right-handed knuckle chuckle.
by Cartman40 July 25, 2009
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Right Wicked

A statement to show agreement or excitement, mostly used in Maine and New England. Commonly used in conjunction with "Guy" or "Bub".
Person 1: Hey, check out my new truck!

Person 2: Right wicked, Guy!

Person 1: You goin' to the party tonight?
Person 2: Right Wicked!
by Cinymin86 November 15, 2009
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Right-to-be-righter

A "Right-to-be-righter" is somebody who fights for the right to be right every time.
Whenever anybody presents an opinion that is not one they agree with, right-to-be-righters jump up and down and make ridiculous claims about the person's ethnicity, intelligence, sexuality, politics, religion, nationality, etc etc. all the while insisting that they are only trying to take away their rights. Which are: "the right to be right"

Most of the time, right-to-be-righters are wrong. If they were ever right, they would not be right-to-be-righters.
"I told him that the government is not Marxist, and he punched me in the face and started running around screaming that I was wrong and I was a pinko anarchist faggot. You know what?"

"Yup, shore do. Another right-to-be-righter."
by 32beansin1pod March 19, 2010
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righteous gargle

Dunking your whole head in the holy water font at a Catholic church because you were in a hurry to confess to performing oral sex and you wanted to get that taste out of your mouth first, or because you didn't have time to brush your teeth after eating the nasty garlic chicken at that Chinese place up the street and you didn't want the Body of Christ to taste like nasty garlic chicken.
We only had time for a quick hummer before mass so I just had a righteous gargle when we got to the cathedral.
by evilrubberducky December 18, 2010
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Right Blindness

1. A curable condition where a person to buy into an ideology, dismissing personal experience that does not fit into the ideology.

2. A curable condition where a person supports the concentration of wealth and power, even when it puts them personally at greater risk of having neither.
Mary: Single mothers are a drain on society.
Barry: Uh, you're a divorcee with a kid. So is your sister.
Mary: But we're different, we work hard! You know the type I mean, stop trying to twist my words!
Barry: How long have you had right blindness?

Even though Bob doesn't make much money, he supports cutting taxes on the rich because he has right blindness.
by PulpPoet August 17, 2012
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